Actually Alex Telles doesn't have many chants from Manchester United fans because since he has joined, fans have not been allowed in the stadium.

This one was submitted by Annihilate Now from Red Cafë

Telles. Why?
Since Evra had to go away
Telles. Why?
We keep on making mistakes
Telles why?
I never want to hear you say
Let's play Luke Shaw today

When fans are allowed in then I will update this more, but for now this page is UNDER CONSTRUCTION