Jokes

Who is Outkasts’s favourite Man Utd player?
David de Heeeeeeyyyy-yaaaa

Did you hear about the Man Utd player who was keeping a secret?
He wasn’t allowed to Telles about it!

Which Man Utd player likes going to the beach?
Luke Shore

Which Man Utd player likes painting trees to make them camouflaged?
Mason Green-wood

Apart from football, which other sport does Anthony Martial enjoy?
Martial Arts

What is Juan Mata’s favourite Swiss/Italian mounta
The Mata-horn

Which Man Utd legend enjoys going to rock concerts?
Ryan Gigs

Which Man Utd player bought a Mustang but then realised he was allergic to driving it?
Marcus Rash-Ford

What is Sir Bobby Charlton’s favourite football club?
Charlton Athletic

Where is Ferdinand’s favourite vacation spot?
Rio de Janeiro

Which is the best Man Utd legend to befriend over the Easter holidays?
Gary Pal-Easter

Which Man Utd legend became a solicitor when he finished his playing career?
Denis Law

Did you hear about the Uruguayan ex-Man Utd player who always had his shoelaces untied?
He kept Forlan over!